- *me when bored*
- me: mom you need anything?
- mom: no, thanks
- *me on the laptop*
- mom: can you come help me?
i love losing followers. go you weaklings. you will never survive the winter
If I was rich, I wouldn’t buy a mansion, just tiny apartments in every city I love.
my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night